Sunday, December 27, 2009

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ACT III

SCENE

The scene returns to the forest road, comes the Star prosecion of Belem, which is belting out, as hoarse as you can and playing out of rhythm a little toy drum "El Niño del Tambor."

(Estrella de Belem, pastores, Melchor, Gaspar and Baltasar)

BELEM STAR: ALL ME! (No one pays attention) eeel CAAMINO THAT LEVA A LOO VOOY MAAARCANDO BELEM ... with my old drum ... LOOS PASTORSILLOS want to see his REEY ... ... ROPOPOPON NPON ROPOPOPON PON (cross the stage and back) LE Træen REEGALOOOS IN YOUR HUMBLE ( you forget the letter stops short causing pastoralists clash against each other) BACKPACK ... uh ... ... ROPOPOPON ROPOPOPON PON PON (leave and enter scene are Gaspar Melchor and light, while leading to Baltasardo the luggage)

MELCHOR: Let no problem

GASPAR: , No problem? WE LOST

MELCHOR: Did doubts? (Calmly)

GASPAR: Of you all moment

MELCHOR: You're the one, look, Baltasar, friend, do you think we missed?

BALTASAR: (He stops to rest and answered between gasps) Well, I do not see the star (Melchior interrupts)

MELCHOR: See? We are well

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GASPAR: HOW WE ARE GOING TO GO WELL IF YOU LOST STAR ?

MELCHOR: Do you come looking for a star?

GASPAR: LIGHT TO COME LOOKING FOR A STAR!

MELCHOR: So it does not serve as a guide Gaspar, do not seek a star

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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ACT II

SCENE II

The setting is a desert background an Arab tent camping .

(Gabriel, Melchor, Gaspar, Balthazar, Lucifer and the Devil)

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Star of Bethlehem. Baltasar move. (They gather their things and leave the stage, it remains empty for a while and Gabriel comes screaming and running down the other side followed by the Devil and Lucifer who tackles for overthrow, and on the ground the devil was riding and hit him Gabriel only covers the face, Lucifer stands to suit your hair and wipe the sweat, the Devil continued with much spirit, screaming and panting like crazy)

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ACT II

SCENE

The scenario represents the entrance of a village, the humble cottages and pastors who are come and women with water jugs, merchants, etc. In the center is the star of Bethlehem, standing on a small stool with a distributor of flyers vest full of "courtesy to the sky." He holds a few and gives the people passing by, some keep it on your clothes without seeing it and others just throw it, that while talking the Star. Dos pastors are to listen.

( La Estrella de Belem, herders, women and traders, Lucifer, Devil)

Estrella de Belem: (His accent reminds sellers and singers from Mexico's urban public transport) herders and traders Gentlemen, I know I'm a great singer and they hope to interpret their favorite subjects, but today mr go to Belem ... saves to go to Belem ... thanks for your attention ... to spend a beautiful afternoon. (The lower your bank is going to go, but stops Lucifer. We hear the call of the merchants and people talking)

LUCIFER: ( boasting of a rich personality producer) have talent friend, it shows on the face, and ... a beautiful voice ... (the latter not believe it himself)

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Estrella de Belem:(Feeling flattered) Thanks. You know, not to brag but I am a big star.

LUCIFER: A big star eh, it could shine more than the sun itself.

Estrella de Belem: Really? (Lucifer puts an arm around the neck)

LUCIFER: Oh, I'm a famous producer, come with me and hablaremyears of a contract that will make you rich and famous. (All is dark and remains silent, only lights to Star of Bethlehem, the other characters remain static, the star Lucifer safa arm, which does not move, on the understanding that it is a dialogue with himself)

BELEM STAR (Mimics of what he says and emphasizes resistance and temptation) Alas dude! ... It is the first contract offered to me ... but this, or submission ... I like that even has to be one of these frauds & hellC

PASTOR: (with accent stereotype of ignorant peasant but with good intentions) ASTED is the betrayal

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STAR: (looks at himself) Pos if

PASTOR: Tell me, where shall the Son of God?

CHTMNOOOOOOOOO! WHY ME?! LEIA NO REASON TO MY FLYING! NOBODY KNOWS PEOPLE READ THIS! ME AND CHARGED AS A SERIGRAFICA! (Finishes his internal dialogue back into place, calm and comfort her hair) Of course, with pleasure.

LUCIFER: (worried) What about your contract? I remember that I'm going eh?

Estrella de Belem: I trust in my talent, I'll have another chanceBut thanks, duty calls.

LUCIFER: I'm serious ... I'm going ... and ... no more producers here ...

Estrella de Belem: (Walking to the other side) Do not worry, thanks ... Now people (going to the shepherds)

LET'S LETS GO. (Walk followed by the shepherds to leave the scene. Lucifer is left alone, that ever the devil) CH TMLXC

DEVIL: How TAS?

LUCIFER: TAKE ME TO THAT

BROUGHT ME! TIME PLAN "B"

DIABLO: Plan "B"?

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MARIA: That angel rare that she was pregnant I want to be called Jesus, but did not say Chucho fences eh, that name I do not like it, Leave it to another, I mean, my baby is going to be king.

JOSE: If my love (which we had raised it falls)

MARIA: If I got it or if you're going to say Chuck?

JOSE: If you understand

MARIA: I hope so eh? ... Hey my love like I'll need a stroller (noises are heard through the bushes)

JOSE: What is that?

MARIA: (trying to capture that sound, gets off the mule) I think it's time you slip it a-lu-ci-nas (in that the three thieves appear ragged) AAAAH! (He stands behind Joseph)

THIEF 1: GIVE ME ALL YOU BRING! (Threatened with a knife)

JOSE: Okay (they deliver their bags) This is all

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MARIA: Hear me not! I am neither old nor my review!

JOSE: You'd better leave it alone

THIEF 1 "Or what?

JOSE: Do not want to do this but ... (José driving his bast &turned on over the years, that work until the night my time is quite dangerous carpinteríaa

(Joseph had managed to lift most of the store and was beginning to light the fire when suddenly a huge white ghost falls followed by what looked like a rocker)

JOSE: What a fantastic (declared with much sarcasm), who the hell is this (holding up to what has already ceased to be aand if we sit around the campfire to read the book.

MARIA: Okay, but I'm not going to read only listen.

JOSE: Okay my queen I read for you (clears throat and opens the book but instead of a text is the voice of Eliel)

ELIEL: (In a sarcastic tone) Congratulations Gabriel and did something more complicated has delivered the message (the voice of Eliel takes an accent more

Symptoms Gas And Post Menopausal Bleeding Pastorelas: Act II Scene-Primero

ACT I

SCENE II

The stage is illuminated with red lights, a blanket emblazoned with the center "Hell SA de CV: no work and earn more", some desks and demons from side to side, much scandal and background music "gothic" and screams. Suddenly he hears the door and enters the scourge of Satan, his assistant behind him.

CHTxcl; AND CREE VERY HOLY! She grabs a married woman!

ASSISTANT (Satan stops laughing) God, this son of hers will be in charge of a plan of salvation.

SATAN: WHAT?! (Music and screams off) SALVATION!?

ASSISTANT: (queriend be teeny) Yes sir, you receive the title of Messiah and save all human souls. (The demons just calmed down a moment, then ignored the scene and continued on with it, the streaming music and the screaming resumed)

SATAN: If not, why not, it is called unfair trade, do I go around the world giving away tickets to hell? (The assistant does not answer, but Satan expected him since he made a gesture with his hands to continue) ... NO! ... a ticket to heaven or hell gana, not worth such promotions courtesy to ruin the business.

ASSISTANT: Yes sir, I understand

SATAN: Call my nephew, I have a proposal.

ASSISTANT: Yes sir, right away (takes out his cellphone and dials, Satan hopes to make noise with the shoe) Young Lucifer, its you or

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ASSISTANT: Yes sir, I agree. (Satan Lucifer is waiting with some impatience after a few seconds you hear a raucous voices were Lucifer and his friend the Devil)

LUCIFER: Make way is useless little Lucifer.

SATAN: Move and lettingto speak! (Says something angrily) for several years you've been waiting for a great opportunity and it's time for you and that of (is interrupted by Lucifer)

LUCIFER : WHY I'M THE BEST, BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING AS WELL AS I, because (it is quiet for a blow to his head as Satan, who becomes a caress to bump)

SATAN: (trying to calm down) Shut up dear nephew, you know that neither here & iacute; in hell let say so ... bullshit. It is true, I give this mission because you're the only one who can ... ASSISTANT!

ASSISTANT: If the lord of evil?

SATAN: The beard grows alone, but hey, I like that attitude. I want you to give the memo to Lucifer and the other (pointing to the devil) to do what they have to. (He turns then to Lucifer) If you get what I ask you HTMLXC

DIABLO: (turning to see Lucifer) Opportunity for what?

LUCIFER: Engendros PAY ATTENTION! THAT THERE IS ONLY TAKES A FEW PASTORS

DIABLO: (reading the piece) Oh ... yeah ... I heard something, told us that your horse trader Uncle is very important, but do not see too difficult.

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DIABLO: I really need a plan and the first thing that comes to mind is SABOTAGE! YES! BURN, BREAKING, STEAL, (get excited too to the extent deprived of laughter until it hits Lucifer)

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ACT I

SCENE

The stage is lit with white lights, a blanket emblazoned with the center "El Paraiso SA de CV: working for your eternal happiness, some desks and angels on one side to another, you hear a lot of buzz and background music" heavenly "(if it could get a smoke machine to simulate clouds, the better). Gabriel sits alone, his hands covering his face, when you hear a door slam andmp; aacute; ... Jibreel (Gabriel lifts the face denoting a crude which was not removed from a few days ago, Eliel looks with some anger) ... for some strange reason that I can not understand, the boss has said you will go to earth to oversee the project of the "Salvation" comes to his son the Messiah. (Gabriel was surprised and the other angels began to whisper their discontent while back the music) ... A SILENT ALL! (All are silent, the music stops) are orders from the boss.

MLXC ELIEL: On holiday ... anyway, this is very simple, Gabriel can not ruin it, and if it did, believe me I put a concierge. These are the specifications (approaching Gabriel, that stand up and get a fairly thick seam script). Do it right.

GABRIEL: Yes (takes the book with both hands because I stand with one). Do not disappoint the boss. ELIEL: (Looking up and down to Gabriel) is Annael: Well ... that is dedicated to

GABRIEL: This time I will not ruin it, I do really well and will fall Eliel the sky of pure courage.

Annael: Well, good luck, and better go now.

GABRIEL: I think that if (leaves the stage but returned quickly before Annael out) Hey, Annael ... & Ikkesh

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** These characters are secondary or circumstantial, so their participation is minimal and requires that those who interpret it take two or more roles.